I apologize to those landing here in the hope of finding the key to millions of website visitors at the click of a button or some such drivel, but who knows, just maybe you'll thank me.
All I would like someone to explain to me is this - two visitors recently found their way to these pages, via Google, by searching for "furniture" and "Mercedes" respectively. I'm guessing here but can only assume that by some strange quirk of fate, they got a hit from an affiliate product page, which could explain the luxury German car, but "furniture" still beats the hell out of me. This is worrying to a person like myself, who will probably spend periods of idle time at the beach or sitting in traffic, wondering if I am, in some Twilight Zone, living a double life as a furniture salesman, and that my subconscious takes me over at will, forcing me to sit at a keyboard doing keyword research for sofas and dining tables.
I suppose I run the risk of offending good natured furniture salesmen all over the world with that last paragraph, but all I'm saying is I've never tried to sell one stick of furniture to anyone, in my whole life, ever! That is, unless you include passing off a few cheap unwanted items to a secondhand store a while back. I know we see these skewed results all over the web, so please feel free to let us have your favorites.
For those who came looking for answers to your traffic woes, all I can tell you is, join a very large club of millions - if your site is about furniture mind you, you might well want to link to me
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I apologize to those landing here in the hope of finding the key to millions of website visitors at the click of a button or some such drivel, but who knows, just maybe you'll thank me.
All I would like someone to explain to me is this - two visitors recently found their way to these pages, via Google, by searching for "furniture" and "Mercedes" respectively. I'm guessing here but can only assume that by some strange quirk of fate, they got a hit from an affiliate product page, which could explain the luxury German car, but "furniture" still beats the hell out of me. This is worrying to a person like myself, who will probably spend periods of idle time at the beach or sitting in traffic, wondering if I am, in some Twilight Zone, living a double life as a furniture salesman, and that my subconscious takes me over at will, forcing me to sit at a keyboard doing keyword research for sofas and dining tables.
I suppose I run the risk of offending good natured furniture salesmen all over the world with that last paragraph, but all I'm saying is I've never tried to sell one stick of furniture to anyone, in my whole life, ever! That is, unless you include passing off a few cheap unwanted items to a secondhand store a while back. I know we see these skewed results all over the web, so please feel free to let us have your favorites.
For those who came looking for answers to your traffic woes, all I can tell you is, join a very large club of millions - if your site is about furniture mind you, you might well want to link to me
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